Katherine
Katherine Zeta Jones
Let's make no bones
About it. You are beautiful (if slightly annoying).
They joke your husband's old
But I've always been quite sold
On his wavy coiff, his teeth and his Streets of San Francisco
Days.
A bunny boiled. A Wall Street walked.
A Jewel. In the Nile.
Forget the jealous ones
Who say he's got a wrinkly bum.
You know he's cool (apart from that v-neck jumper in Basic Instinct).
You must cause quite a stir in Mumbles.
Let's make no bones
About it. You are beautiful (if slightly annoying).
They joke your husband's old
But I've always been quite sold
On his wavy coiff, his teeth and his Streets of San Francisco
Days.
A bunny boiled. A Wall Street walked.
A Jewel. In the Nile.
Forget the jealous ones
Who say he's got a wrinkly bum.
You know he's cool (apart from that v-neck jumper in Basic Instinct).
You must cause quite a stir in Mumbles.
posted by Fifi at 5:48 PM
2 Comments:
oh she's VERY annoying!
Stunning but annoying so the annoying part negates the stunning in my book!
Those golf trousers ffs!
Her eye surgery!
Her american-welsh accent (shite!)
She deserves a wrinkly! I hope hope hope he's impotent!
Thank you for all your comments Sooz.
Wish I'd mentioned the golf trousers and the accent, maybe in another poem!
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