Paris and Nicole

Paris and Nicole
You used to be pals
You milked some cows

You snogged some rednecks
On the Simple Life
They wanted you as their wife

You said no

Now you’ve fallen out
No-one knows why
Was it over some hot guy?

Or a lip gloss

You’ve been doing other things
Apart

Nicole looks weird
Her Dad sang All Night Long
Now half her body weight has gone

She looks like a strange doll

Paris loves herself
So much
She got engaged to a boy
Called Paris
Until his Mum and Dad found out

Now she’s recorded an album
She said so at the Brits
She might perform next year
If we’re, like, lucky

Girls, it’s tragic!
What went wrong?
Please get back together!

We want to see you
Down The Mines
Or Up A Chimney
Or working in an Undertakers Together
It’d be fun