Angie Had A little Lamb
Angie had a little lamb
He was a dish from head to toe
And everywhere that Angie went
The lamb was sure to go
He'd follow her to lands afar
To adopt kids for mankind’s sake
He carries them at airports
Trailing in her wake
She works as a UN Ambassador
He follows her on her mission
He follows her to live in Paris
For that urban-European frisson
He plays with her kids in grubby French streets
Cos' that’s what Angie desires
She wants to blend in with les peoples normale
Of Hollywood she tires
They both wear dirty black beanies
They both look smug and cool
Angie’s in front and Lamby’s behind
Trying not to drool
She’s dark and she’s mysterious
Her demeanour’s rather hauntin’
She’s got tattoos upon her body
That she got from Billy Bob Thornton
So Lamby can’t resist her
He left sweet Jennifer for this vamp
He’s giving her a baby to increase
The United Jolie camp
Lamb used to be a man, a Troy!
Over him women used to weep
He used to be a lion
Now he’s just Saint Angie’s sheep.
He was a dish from head to toe
And everywhere that Angie went
The lamb was sure to go
He'd follow her to lands afar
To adopt kids for mankind’s sake
He carries them at airports
Trailing in her wake
She works as a UN Ambassador
He follows her on her mission
He follows her to live in Paris
For that urban-European frisson
He plays with her kids in grubby French streets
Cos' that’s what Angie desires
She wants to blend in with les peoples normale
Of Hollywood she tires
They both wear dirty black beanies
They both look smug and cool
Angie’s in front and Lamby’s behind
Trying not to drool
She’s dark and she’s mysterious
Her demeanour’s rather hauntin’
She’s got tattoos upon her body
That she got from Billy Bob Thornton
So Lamby can’t resist her
He left sweet Jennifer for this vamp
He’s giving her a baby to increase
The United Jolie camp
Lamb used to be a man, a Troy!
Over him women used to weep
He used to be a lion
Now he’s just Saint Angie’s sheep.
posted by Fifi at 4:55 PM
6 Comments:
God that bloody woman's smug.
When I rule the world I'm sending her to live with Tom Cruise and Lulu.
You are so right about Lulu - she is unbearable.
Yes he is her lamb, and all the better for it!
You're both (all) just jealous.
Of course we are. He can carry my children for me any day!
*applauds*
the rhyming is outstanding, espec hauntin' with thornton. Pure genius
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